Lowest. Power bill. Ever.

This isn't a Photoshop job. It's the real deal, legit as can be.

This is actually my statement for the month. Gawk in jealous envy, 'cause I'm enjoying the tragic antithesis of never being home to cover the local elections. It's teetered around $24 for the last couple of months, but to break the $20 mark is a trip-and-a-half.

My colleague a few months ago did a report on a billing error she got for her utilities, which was eventually fixed. This nice little present for me is equal parts comedy and reality TV.

And get this...my producers want to do a story on me for energy-saving tips. Hilarious.