What I want for Father's Day

Even though I've yet to sire any offspring of my own, one thing I really want - even more than access to Sirius all the way out here on Guam - is Mobile ESPN. Damn...for me that would be the ultimate. I've messed with a litany of mobile phones, services and apps, but none would be more beneficial to me than getting sports feeds on my phone.

I'd sacrifice my Treo or my Motorola v710 with MobiTV for the el cheapo handset Mobile ESPN's touting. Seriously.