The Jason Salas Experience

I regrettably had to turn down participating in a celebrity hot dog eating contest put on by the company that manages the local 76/Circle K stations. Evidently, they're donating $50 for each wiener devoured someone whom the community would easily recognize. It sounds fun, but my producers would blow a major gasket if they knew I, or any of my on-air cohorts, engaged in a "sport" in which mass amounts of anything were consumed in a small amount of time. Such is the fate of having gainful employment in a visual medium.

Kobayashi I'm certainly not, but I try not to piss off those that pay my salary. Ironically, I just had a pair of footlongs over the weekend.