Hypertext over hygiene

Guam tragically isn't one of those places that's got blanket coverage for broadband Internet access, even in our most densely populated areas...yet. So when looking for a new pad, the first question I always bounce off the landlord is whether highspeed online accessibility is available in the area. It's just dawned on me that I inquire about such infrastructure before asking whether water service is included in the monthly cost.

Evidently, I'd rather surf than shower.